Movie Quotes

Sharing some of my fav movie quotes. Enjoy!

Leo: How do you look at the one you love and tell yourself it's time to walk away. (The Vow)

Leo: Oh my god, first date and you're already inviting yourself to stay the night? (The Vow)

Johnny: Nobody puts Baby in a corner. (Dirty Dancing)

Edward Lewis: So what happens after he climbs up and rescues her? (Pretty Woman)
Vivian: She rescues him right back.

Edward Lewis: What's your name? (Pretty Woman)
Vivian: What do you want it to be?

To prepared to hear a lot from Sweet Home Alabama. It's my very most FAVORITE movie. :)

Young Melanie: What do you want to be married to me for, anyhow?
Young Jake: So I can kiss you anytime I want.
Jake: [not recognizing Melanie in her sunglasses] Can I help you?
Melanie Carmichael: Well, for starters, you can get your stubborn ass down here and give me a divorce.
Jake: You're shittin' me, right?
Melanie Carmichael: I never fully understood that expression, but no, I am not "shitting" you.

Bobby Ray: You can take the girl out of the honky tonk, but you can't take the honky tonk out of the girl.
Melanie Carmichael: The truth is I gave my heart away a long time ago, my whole heart, and I never really got it back.
Melanie Carmichael: You're the first boy I ever kissed, Jake, and I want you to be the last.

Jake: You show up here, after seven years, without so much as a "Hey there, Jake, remember me... your wife!" Or a, "Hi honey, lookin' good. How's the family?"
Melanie Carmichael: You expect me to tell you look good? What, did they run out of soap at the Piggly Wiggly since I left?

Lurlynn: It's funny how things don't turn out...
Melanie Carmichael: ...It's funny how they do.

Jake: Nobody finds their soul mate when they're ten. I mean, where's the fun in that, right?

A few favs from the classic comedy, Dumb and Dumber.

Harry: Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!

Harry: Skis, huh?
Beth: That's right!
Harry: Great! They yours?
Beth: Uh-huh.
Harry: Both of 'em?
Beth: Yes.
Harry: Ah... cool!
Lloyd: We got no food, no jobs... our PETS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!
Lloyd: Mary... I desperately wanna make love to a school boy.
Lloyd: What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together?
Mary: Well, Lloyd, that's difficult to say. I mean, we don't really...
Lloyd: Hit me with it! Just give it to me straight! I came a long way just to see you, Mary. The least you can do is level with me. What are my chances?
Mary: Not good.
Lloyd: You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?
Mary: I'd say more like one out of a million.
[pause]
Lloyd: So you're telling me there's a chance... *YEAH!*
Harry: Ooh, look at the buns on that one...
Lloyd: Yeah, he must work out.
Harry: What's her last name? I'll look it up.
Lloyd: You know, I don't really recall. Starts with an S! Let's see. Swim? Swammi? Slippy? Slappy? Swenson? Swanson?
Harry: Maybe it's on the briefcase.
Lloyd: Oh, yeah! It's right here.
[He reads the manufacturer's name, which is Samsonite]
Lloyd: Samsonite! I was way off! I knew it started with an S, though.
Lloyd: Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?
Harry: You sold my dead bird to a blind kid?

Who doesn't love Liar Liar???

Fletcher: You scratched my car!
Motorpool Guy: Where?
Fletcher: [indicating with his hands] Right there!
Motorpool Guy: OH... That was already there.
Fletcher: You - -LIAR! You know what I am going to do about this?
Motorpool Guy: what?
Fletcher: Nothing! Because if I take it to small claims court, it will just drain 8 hours out of my life and you probably won't show up and even if I got the judgment you'd just stiff me anyway; so what I am going to do is piss and moan like an impotent jerk, and then bend over and take it up the tailpipe!
Motorpool Guy: [tossing the keys to Fletcher] You've been here before haven't ya?
Fletcher: [having been charged a huge amount to get his car back. He reaches for an air freshener] I'm taking this!
Jane: Do you like my new dress?
Fletcher: What ever takes the focus off your head!
Fletcher: The pen is blue, the pen is blue, the goddamn pen is blue!
Max Reede: My teacher tells me beauty is on the inside.
Fletcher: That's just something ugly people say.
Fletcher: Weight, 105. Yeah, in your bra!

Busty Woman on Elevator: Everybody's been real nice.
Fletcher: Well, that's because you've got big jugs. I mean your boobs are huge. I mean, I wanna squeeze 'em. Mama!

Fat Coworker: Hey, what's up, Fletcher?
Fletcher: Your cholesterol, fatty!